"Cause We’re Too Old for Shots" Kraft Wine Gift Bag Party Birthday

A statement bag for people who know their limits—and their liquor.  This reusable wine gift bag features bold black typography on natural kraft paper reading: “CAUSE WE’RE TOO OLD FOR SHOTS.”  Because growth is real, hangovers are unforgiving, and wine has never betrayed us.  Perfect for gifting a bottle, staging a bar cart, or arriving at a dinner party already winning. Structured enough to stand on its own, with sturdy handles for easy carry.  This is not precious. It’s honest. And it gets laughs every time.  DETAILS •Type: Reusable wine gift bag •Material: Kraft paper with ribbon handles •Color: Natural brown with black text •Text: “CAUSE WE’RE TOO OLD FOR SHOTS” •Fits: Standard 750ml wine bottle Condition: Excellent  MEASUREMENTS •Measurements shown in photos for transparency  📌IMPORTANT •Bag only. Bottle not included. •Ships flat and well-protected.