NWOT Universal Thread Size 8 Cream Shorts – Flawless, Never Worn Closet Decor

Currently trapped in a teenager's closet, but ready to escape.  About Me:  I’m a gorgeous, cream-colored cutie looking for a meaningful relationship with someone who will actually take me out in public. My last relationship was… complicated. I was bought by a mom for her teenage daughter who swore I was the one, only for me to be immediately ghosted and relegated to closet decoration status. I have literally never been worn. I’m pure, pristine, and completely drama-free.  My Vibe:  I’m an ultra-high rise, which means I offer excellent structural and emotional support. I love crop tops, long walks to get iced coffee, and soak up the sunshine. I'm looking for a life partner. My Bio:  I am a true US Size 8.  I am a beautiful cream color, I don't have flaws. Not to sound full of myself but I'm perfect.  What I'm looking for:  Someone that promises to take me to backyard BBQs and beach days.  Someone who promises to keep me far, far away from spaghetti and ketchup!  Let’s make some memories that don’t involve a clothes hanger! Nobody puts baby in the corner anymore.  Smoke Free Home