ERMENEGILDO ZEGNA Silk Tie Black Blue Red Geometric Italy 58 x 3.75

ERMENEGILDO ZEGNA tie.  Made in Italy.  Black color.  Blue and red geometric triangle pattern.  100% silk construction.  Luxury neckwear.  Approx. 58 x 3.75.  Excellent condition.  Todd Fingerling picked this up, saw the geometric triangles, and immediately became convinced the tie was a computer chip. He inspected both ends, traced the pattern with his finger, then spent twenty minutes trying to determine where the power button was before concluding it probably ran on satellites.  I needed to be somewhere else.  So I went straight to Dorsia. I ordered oak-smoked pheasant breast resting on black currant reduction with roasted chestnut crumble and black truffle shaved by a man who appeared to own a Milan penthouse, a vineyard in Piedmont, and several ZEGNA ties stored beneath museum-grade glass protected by people with earpieces.  The waiter nodded once and said, Excellent choice, sir.  I picked this up right before some bozo did.  Shipped right — packed by someone who understands luxury Italian silk neckwear, not someone stuffing a ZEGNA tie into a toolbox full of rusty sockets and extension cords.  Comes from a smoke-free lair.