ADIDAS X STAR WARS R2D2 Men's 13 Nite Jogger FV8040 Sneakers Droid Robot

ADIDAS x STAR WARS Nite Jogger sneakers.  Style: FV8040  Men's Size: 13  R2-D2 themed design.  Nite Jogger model.  Excellent condition.  Todd Fingerling picked these up, saw R2-D2 on the shoes, and immediately began talking to them. He spent several minutes waiting for a response before concluding the batteries were probably low and the droid seemed a little shy.  I needed to be somewhere else.  So I went straight to Dorsia. I ordered cedar-smoked wild boar medallions resting on blackberry reduction with roasted chestnut crumble and black truffle shaved by a man who appeared to own a vineyard, a private island, and the licensing rights to at least three galaxies.  The waiter nodded once and said, Excellent choice, sir.  I picked these up right before some bozo did.  Shipped right — packed by someone who understands sneakers, not someone storing shoes with loose power tools.  Comes from a smoke-free lair.