THE NORTH FACE XL Red Black Full Zip Jacket Coat Polyester Elastane

THE NORTH FACE jacket coat.  XL size.  Red and black color scheme.  Full zip front.  Polyester/elastane blend.  Excellent condition.  Measurements (excellent condition): Chest (pit to pit): 26 Sleeve (shoulder to cuff): 27 Length (back collar to hem): 33.5  Brent Cabbageworth picked this up, saw THE NORTH FACE on the label, and became convinced jackets could only be worn while facing north. He borrowed a compass, turned in circles for several minutes, zipped the jacket halfway, then refused to move until somebody confirmed which direction Canada was. The compass remained unconvinced.  I needed to be somewhere else.  So I went straight to Dorsia. I ordered cedar-smoked beaver tail resting on fermented sweet potato foam with braised feral hog ear ribbons, pickled cattail roots, roasted acorn gravel, and a reduction made from ingredients that appeared to have been gathered during a disagreement between a chef, a trapper, and a county surveyor.  The waiter nodded once and said, Excellent choice, sir.  I picked this up right before some bozo did.  Shipped right — folded by someone who understands outdoor gear, not someone using a jacket to transport jumper cables, hedge trimmers, and three pounds of loose chain.  Comes from a smoke-free lair.