Life of a Showgirl Christmas Ornament – Perimenopause/Menopause Edition

THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL… IN PERIMENOPAUSE! (Or MENOPAUSE — because the show must go on)  If you’re a Gen X or Millennial woman who grew up loving the glitz, glam, and drama of a true showgirl… but now find yourself sweating, fanning yourself, forgetting why you walked into a room, and living off iced coffee and sheer willpower…  Welcome to your new era: The Life of a Showgirl in Perimenopause/Menopause ✨  This hilarious ornament captures the chaos, sparkle, and daily plot twists of hormone-fueled showgirl life — complete with feathers, flair, and a hot flash happening mid-performance.  Why You’ll Adore This Ornament - Two Versions to Choose From: Perimenopause or Menopause — pick the one that fits your current season (or emotional state). - Personal Touch: Add a name, year, or a funny message to the back! If you forget, don’t worry — the design prints beautifully on both sides. - Gift-Ready: Comes with a festive ribbon hanger so it’s ready to hang or give straight out of the box. - Built to Last: Made from durable MDF with bright, crisp sublimated color that stays fabulous longer than your last good night’s sleep.  Product Highlights - Size: 3 x 3 round (approx. 4 with ribbon) - Material: Smooth MDF board with polished, laser-cut edges - Print: Hand-sublimated for vibrant, long-lasting color and detail - Ribbon: Color may vary depending on current inventory