Don’t F* Up the Table” Coasters – Classy, Sassy & a Little Bit Sweary**
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Here’s a funny e Protect your table in style with these marble-look coasters that say exactly what you’re thinking. Perfect for guests who need a friendly (but firm) reminder to use a coaster. Durable, hilarious, and guaranteed to spark conversation — or awkward laughter from your in-laws. Features: • Set of stylish round coasters with a marble design • Printed with the polite but direct phrase: “Don’t F** Up the Table (please)”* • Perfect for housewarming gifts, bar carts, or passive-aggressive hospitality • Saves your table from drink rings, spills, and bad decisions Sip, laugh, and keep your furniture drama-free
SHIPPINGS
Free shipping in Spanish mainland, Balearic Islands and Portugal.
For other countries the shipping cost will be paid by the client.
DELIVERY TIME (as of delivery)
Spanish mainland, Balearic Islands and Portugal: 1-2 working days.
Other countries, we attach a table with those that are open in the online store, indicating transporter and transit days.
The return period is 14 calendar days from the receipt of the order.
Carriers for change of size in Spanish mainland, Balearic Islands and Portugal, are in charge of 24HRS.