Bacon Soap & Bacon Lip Balm Novelty Gag White Elephant Gift NEW

New in packages--Factory Sealed  Bacon Lip Balm & Bacon Soap bundle   Bacon Lip Balm Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of bacon! 🥓 Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long?  Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock.  Because Bacon Lip Balm does not contain any actual bacon it makes an equally great gift for bacon lovers and staunch vegetarians who miss the days when they, too, indulged in the tastiest of meats.  Tube measures approximately 2.5 with a twist-bottom dispenser.   Bacon Soap Wake up to the delicious smell of bacon every morning while lathering up in the shower with this hilarious Bacon Soap.  That's right, they've finally managed to capture the enticing aroma of bacon in a bar of soap.  You can have your bacon soap but don't eat it too as this Real Wonder is only intended for Hands & Bath.  Each marbled bath bar has the words Bacon Soap embossed on top and comes in an old-fashioned looking tin that measures 3.75 x 2.37 x .87.  Guess you were wrong when you thought you were the only one who wanted to bath yourself in bacon.  Happy bacon-scented showering!