The Peppermint Pimp Canes - Candy Cane Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear Briefs- 2X

They're called candy canes because they are really used as canes at the North Pole. Trust me, I saw it in a vision one time when I was on a lot of hallucinogens. Some elves also have 3 eyes but that's beside the point.  Pouch Underwear 🥜 Supportive and enhancing pouch keeps the goods off your legs and out of the grundle 🌬️ Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day 🍦 Soft. Like sooo soft. Like, softer than a baby chinchilla soft. 😚 Anti-bunching, no-itch stitching, 4-way stretch.  Softest Fabric Around Luxury 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex is moisture wicking and breathable.  All Modal is not equal. Our proprietary knitting process gives you more sumptuous Modal per square inch for a softer, better fitting, and more durable product than the competition.  How it Fits Perfectly, like tightey whites without the stigma and dumpy look, plus extra space and support for the twins. If you're between sizes, or want more support, we recommend sizing down.  Measurements 0 inseam (0 cm)  More Features Quick-access Fly, Anti-Ride Up Legs, Tagless, Silky-Soft Waistband