Colorful Enamel Seahorse Charm Keychain Silver Tone Ocean Beach Coastal 4.5in

Private yacht-club regatta. Saturday afternoon.  The marina director notices the four jeweled seahorses hanging from your keys and assumes they open one of the slips nobody is allowed to ask about.  Nobody checks.  Your table is moved beside the harbor trustees, the launch dock opens before champagne, and by dessert you have marina keys, fuel privileges, and authority to cancel anybody's berth because they used the phrase nautical themed.  No one has inspected the keychain.  You're carrying a silver-tone charm keychain built with four colorful enamel seahorses suspended from a chunky linked chain. Pink, blue, yellow-green, and red enamel give each seahorse its own look while the articulated construction lets the entire cluster move freely.  • Four enamel seahorse charms • Multicolor coastal design • Silver-tone metal • Chunky linked chain • Split key ring • Approx. 4.5 inches overall • Unsigned  Rhonda Buttcrackson arrived carrying four plastic aquarium seahorses tied to a shower-curtain ring and announced hers was basically yacht-club jewelry.  They sent her to the marina office to count dock cleats.  She counted the same cleat twelve times because she kept walking past it from the opposite direction.  I needed to be somewhere else.  At Dorsia, I ordered Lobster Consommé with Champagne Foam and Black Garlic Custard.  Ships securely because private-marina access should not arrive tangled around somebody's confiscated aquarium decorations.